Nine Reasons to Hate Vegans and Vegetarians

X-ray of human skull with steak inside and a pro-vegan message

Vegetarians, and more specifically Vegans, are some of the the most annoying people I have ever encountered. This is why. The following list does not apply to those who are vegetarians or vegans due to religious beliefs–only those poor fools who are by personal choice.

1. Prolific farting

No farting street sign

2. Increased farting speeds up global warming

3. Redistributes wealth from hard-working livestock to lazy, liberal wheat and soy plants

Fake Cow with Love Me written on it

4. Piss on Darwin and try to break the perfectly good food chain

5. Ultimate Judas – betray their ancestors’ protein and fat rich diets that gave the ungrateful fools the brain to come up with their silly dietary notions

6. Inflict their dietary restrictions on their guests, friends, family, co-workers, neighbors, and pets. Fido needs meat!

7. Healthier-than-thou. They’re not.

8. Need supplements to get all of their nutrients…mmm-yummy

Close up picture of green diet pills

9. Make you feel guilty for eating as nature intended

Humans are omnivorous. For those vegetarians and vegans out there, here is what that means:

Omnivorous (om-niv-ver-uh s) adjective:

  1. eating both animal and plant foods
  2. eating all kinds of foods indiscriminately
  3. taking in everything, as with the mind: an omnivorous reader

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What does it mean to be a Man?

The Mighty Babelers Unite

Jason Morgan

Jason Morgan's GravatarMuch like a chimera, being a man can be defined in so many different ways. Simplistically, being a man has to do with genetics. Merely having XY chromosomes will not yield what most people would externally recognize as a man (having male body characteristics). We all start out in the womb looking like females, and it is later in the embryonic development process that the male traits begin to unfold. So there are some things that could go wrong and the individual, while genetically a man, may turn out to be “female” in appearance.

Keeping along the physiological track, men are destined to live hard and die young. That is not to say this is how things are done in our modern cultures. All too often humans forget that they are indeed mammals created by and of this planet to exist on this planet. Men and women have different strengths and weaknesses for good reason, with the intent to split up the necessary duties to perpetuate our species, just like any other animal. Anthropologically, it is assumed that the physical characteristics of men indicated that their place in pre-agricultural societies was to hunt and protect their group. Unfortunately, due to our extraordinary mental growth, we have metamorphosed the skills of hunting and protecting into conquest and war for resources. This is not outside evolution, however, as only the strong are meant to survive. The world of the living is harsh and difficult, and is meant to be by natural law, in order to ensure that the best from each species pass on their genetic code, for those will have the highest probability of future survival.

A man defining what it means to be a man will most likely evoke emotions of chauvinism from our better halves. Despite the flak we may all receive for this, I believe a man is meant to be one who assumes responsibility for his actions and destiny, and if he is in a position of authority, does the same for those who he is responsible. It is pointless to discuss the varying traits of character involved in manhood for those things are based entirely on the culture in which the individual lives take part. So I am reticent to go on about whether a man should do this or that.

Gregory Rineberg

Gregory Rineberg's GravatarHmm…what does it mean to be a man? A man takes responsibilities for his actions, no matter how retarded they may be. A man doesn’t point and make excuses, he recognizes and fixes if allowed. A man shows emotion. Has a job providing for himself. If he has a family, a man provided for them first and foremost. A man is truthful even though the truth hurts. A man is kind in the face of adversity and doesn’t freak out. Treats all people with respect no matter how hard it may be. It is important to continually improve yourself, whether physically or intellectually. Maybe wrestling with bears and lions can constitute one’s manhood. But definitely having hair on your chest (which I have) and having your balls descend (…still waiting…) helps in determining your manhood. That’s all I gots…

Jack Gamble

Jack Gamble - Man Overboard's GravatarThe man is a slave born into bondage by the opposite. First, he’s a prisoner inside woman’s dungenous womb. Then, upon escape, he is quickly abducted and unconditionally shackled to mother for the first few years. Afterwards he is sent to school where overbearing teachers, mostly women, force the tortures of math, science, and language upon him. Upon maturity, man becomes a slave to the pursuit of women. Bar fights, expensive drinks, flashy cars, chest out, arms back…all for the women. Every man will admit that his stupidest act was performed in pursuit of women in some way or another. Once he finally “gets” one, his fate is truly sealed. His illusion of independence is removed. He does shameful, unmanly things like shopping and ballroom dancing not because he wants to, but because he’ll not hear the bitching and moaning if he refuses. Then, upon his golden years, man dies out of desperation to escape the bonds of women. Finally following through with a slow death. A death begotten of women from the very moment we’re born. That’s what it means to be a man.

“That and a pair of testicles.” ~Lebowksi

Greg Molyneux

Greg Molyneux's GravatarRespect. Respect that is earned through determination, integrity, leadership and sacrifice. A man is made not by entitlement or circumstance. A man is made by his own hands. A man is made not by a wallet or possessions. A man is made by the company he keeps.

To earn respect a man-child must perpetually overcome. Overcome his fears, overcome his desire and overcome his imperfections. A man must learn through failure and thrive through strife; and a man must never stop failing and never stop thriving. This is the genesis of respect.

Jeff Ruemeli

Jeff Ruemeli's GravatarDirt. One word and endless possibilities. This is not one man’s pleasure but rather it’s every man’s desire. I love dirt and I love my endless power over tons of dirt I can move and manipulate. For I am a MAN! I get dirty and I like it, No…I love it. The earth is massive and filled with dirt, running through it’s veins, tons of dirt. Like the Earth’s blood, dirt, splattered on my cloths and skin with nothing around me but the shear horror and carnage of what I am creating. I have the power to move dirt. It is my will to power. My carnal desire is to exude my power over the world around me. It tries to push back but my resolve is unwavering and I, a man’s man, plunge ever deeper into the earth’s crust to extract exactly what I want. Dirt. I wanna get dirty.

Andrew Blanco

Andrew Blanco's Gravatar1. Frank n’ Beans.
2. The ability to piss wherever, and whenever we please.
3. We don’t have to give birth.

Those are the Big 3 in my opinion. But if you want me to get on my man-made pedestal and preach the holy word of the Ideal Man, so be it. It goes something like this:

Man was made in the image of God. God is a creator, and therefor Man is a creator. When Man fails to be creative in life, then Man fails to live up to his Manhood. A pile of rocks are equally as useful to the world as the Man who does not know himself, and his desires: For until we know what we want, we wander in circles of indecision…And what Man can be creative without knowing what they want to create?

Therefore, to be a Man is to have knowledge of one’s desires, the courage to pursue those desires, and the willpower to make real those desires, regardless of obstacles and resistance from others.

And to become the greatest among Men, a Superman, requires nothing short of the ability to lead others along the path of Manhood. Those who lead are our hero’s, our idols. They are the living vision of what we can become if ever we so desire to rise out of our Childhood, and embrace the Manhood that is our destiny. (Toledo, the 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World)

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Reincarnation: An Overview

Spring and the rebirth of plants

Observing Rebirth in Nature

The philosophy of reincarnation and cyclical life is deeply ingrained and historically well documented in the literature of Eastern cultures. From Yoga to Buddhism to Taoism, all the great monoliths of Eastern thought have always relied on the philosophy of rebirth to explain the rest of their theories and postulations about Reality and the purpose of life.

Eastern cultures typically view the Universe as undergoing endlessly repeating cycles. This emphasis on cyclical rather than linear progress is what most differentiates Eastern from Western thought. This emphasis on time being more like a circle than a line resulted not so much from the rigorous experiments common to Western science, but instead from the simple observation of Mother Nature in action: a task that requires no instruments beyond those inherent to the human body.

All around us we are witness to Nature’s endless cycles. The 365 day revolution of the Earth around the Sun – and our resulting experience of shifting seasons, hibernating animals, and entire species dying off for half the year and their offspring “reincarnating” for the other half – is one of the most obvious and dramatic environmental cycles we observe. The 29 day revolution of the Moon around the Earth, and our resulting experience of an endlessly waxing and waning orb in the sky, has provided generation after generation of humanity with a nightly reminder of cyclical change.

Then there is the 25,765 year precession of the equinoxes. This massive cycle, though easily ignored due to the fact that its observable movement happens very slowly in comparison to the quicker cycles already mentioned, had great influence on the theory of rebirth. Masters of astronomy, the ancients were well aware of this cycle and made the astute observation that during the course of one single round of the 25,765 year precession of the equinoxes, many civilizations would rise and fall as if they had never existed in the first place.

From this observation, the ancients of the East developed the idea that Time is a hierarchy of nested cycles. The implication of this is that the entire Universe is undergoing its own smaller cycle within a larger cosmic cycle. Because Time and everything in Nature is observed to transform and move in cycles, the future death of our universe must in reality be the birth of our universe in a new form. This is the theory of universal reincarnation. From this theory and its logic follows the more personal theory of individual reincarnation: the future death of our individual self must in reality be the birth of our individual self in a new form.

The colorful death of trees in autumn

The West & Scientific Skepticism

For those born in the West, the theory of reincarnation can be a bit hard to swallow. We Westerners have been trained to view life not as a cycle, but more as a line with a definite starting point and a definite ending point. Life absolutely begins at birth. Life absolutely ends at death.

The Western linear perspective on time is a direct result of the Scientific Method. According to this great paradigm of evidence-based research, the reason reincarnation does not exist is because there is absolutely no evidence that would even slightly suggest that rebirth exists. There is no evidence that life preceded birth and there is no evidence that life survives death. Lacking this necessary evidence to prove reincarnation, the obvious conclusion is that life absolutely begins at birth, and life absolutely ends at death.

So then, to the Western scientific mentality rebirth is the result of magical thinking. It is an indulgence of the imagination, a fanciful mental creation that clearly results from a fear of death and more specifically from the innate human confusion about how our experience of being an individual existence can possibly be reconciled with the mystery of non-existence before birth and the equally disturbing and much more relevant and pressing mystery of non-existence after death.

We thus are left with what would appear to be an irreconcilable rift between the observations and theories of Eastern and Western culture. How can reincarnation exist if there is no evidence to back up its lofty claims? How can reincarnation not exist if everywhere we look we see evidence of Nature bound to endless rounds of cyclical evolution?

Is there any way to bridge this gap of disagreement?

Water crashing into water

The Ocean and Its Waves

Just as the waves on the face of the ocean are different, so each individual is unique. However, in the depths of our nature, in the ocean itself, all individual existences are equal. (Roshi Yasutani)

The Binding Web of Identification

In order to settle the debate on reincarnation there is only one question that needs answering: Who am I?

Without much analysis we can state with confidence that who we are is a combination of four general experiences:

  1. Physical Body
  2. Emotional Body
  3. Mental Body/Consciousness
  4. Desire Body/Will Power.

These four categories of experience, taken together, constitute all of our existence on Earth. And yet, this aggregate, this collection of experiences that we call our “self” comes to our awareness via our external and internal senses. Therefore, what we normally consider to be our “self” is actually nothing more than the collective sum of sensory experience in the present moment, memories of sensory experience in the past and fanciful imaginations of what sensory experience will be like in the future. We base our entire sense of self on the information we receive through our senses.

But who is it that is aware of sensory experience? Who is it that perceives the senses as they shift over time? When sensory experience arises at birth, who is it that becomes aware of experiencing? And when sensory experience is extinguished at death, what happens to that which had maintained awareness of the senses throughout life?

The Confusing Maze of Dualistic Experience

It should be recognized from the outset that the debate over reincarnation is only valid within the context of dualistic experience. Likewise, all of these existential questions are just so many twists and turns in the great maze that is dualistic experience.

The reason that these existential questions have no answers which truly satisfy and pacify the human mind is because dualism is not the entire truth of our existence. Our existential confusion can only be resolved when we begin to realize that although we experience ourselves as a separate individual existence living in a dualistic world, in the depth of our being we are actually all one and the same thing: the Universe. Like the countless unique waves of the one single Ocean, so are we the countless unique waves of the one single Universe. And though there be countless Universes in the course of endless time, these too are just so many waves and forms of one single Reality.

The theory of reincarnation is more like a test than it is a teaching. The skepticism of the West that declares that reincarnation cannot exist because there is no evidence to support such claims is absolutely valid. And yet, the observations of the East that Nature is in a constant state of cyclical evolution is also absolutely valid.

The only way to reconcile these two views is to completely abandon the belief that “I am.” This idea that you are some separate thing that persists throughout the mutations of space and time is the fundamental illusion that is inherited by all beings born into the Universe. Although the feeling that “I am” is valid, the intellectual justification and explanation for why you feel this way is what is the illusion. You most certainly are, but what you consider yourself to be is far from an accurate and precise account of what you actually are.

The Many Waves of the One Universe

Though one single Universe takes countless forms in the course of its evolution from cosmic birth to cosmic death, and though the birth of a multiplicity of individual forms over time is a necessity according to the law of evolution, and though we currently must struggle to experience our unity with that which appears separate to us in the presentation of our five senses…Still it is absolute fact that we are nothing more than the Universe observing Itself through Its own energy over the course of the time it takes the Universe to evolve from Its cosmic birth to Its cosmic death. The multiple variations in space and time that we experience to be separate existences are in reality just so many elastic manipulations of energy in the course of this one Universal life span.

Our own individual lives only gain meaning when seen within the context of that which exceeds us. Just as our individual lives in society only find meaning within the context of our greater collective culture and history, in the exact same way does our existential confusion – our inability to bridge the gap between birth and death – only find meaning, satisfaction, and reconciliation when we can rediscover that which is oh so obvious and yet oh so easy to dismiss: We do not exist separate from the Universe. Everything is always and forever integrally one existence, though always and forever appearing as many existences.

You are nothing more than a ripple of the cosmic ocean, a wave that soon will merge with that which it never left. Birth and death only exist in the context of a separative individual experience. To have an individual experience in a greater Universe is a given truth of existence in the Universe, but to believe that your individual experience is confined and absolutely separate from everything else that surrounds you is a false belief based on incomplete and inaccurate observations.

Our universal identity is fundamental. Our sensory identity is momentary and in constant flux. To cling to the sensory experience of individual identity without taking into account the greater universal identity is to live in an absolute self-created illusion.

The Unreal never is. The Real never is not. (Bhagavad Gita)

One planet = Billions of forms of intelligent life

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References

Aurobindo, Sri. (1939). The Life Divine. Pondicherry, India: Sri Aurobindo Ashram Press.

Flood, G. (2001). An Introduction to Hinduism. UK: Cambridge University Press.

Kaplau, K. (Eds.). (1971). The Wheel of Death. New York: Harper Colophon Books.

Vyasa (1962). The Bhagavad Gita. (J. Mascaro, Trans.) UK: Penguin Books (Original work composed between the 5th and 2nd Century BCE)

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The Yoga Sutras: Book IV

Alpha Star

Kaivalya Pada

(Sutras 1-6)

Power is attained as a result of:

  1. Work in previous births
  2. Medicinal herbs and substances
  3. Repetition of mantras
  4. Austerity
  5. Samadhi

The evolution of Nature is the progressive unfoldment of energy and consciousness from a total and complete involution.  Though the various catalysts for evolutionary change are often mistaken as the direct cause of power, in reality these catalysts only remove the obstacles and impurities that block the realization of power.

The evolutionary emergence of the ego-sense results in the experience of a multitude of separate and distinct minds communicating with each other.  Although the desires and pursuits of these many minds vary, in truth they are all expressions of one Mind.

Of all these various evolved minds, only the minds born of meditation are free from the gravitational pull of habit.

(Sutras 7-11)

For the enlightened, karma is neither positive nor negative. For the unenlightened, karma is a mixture of positive, negative, and neutral, though at any time one of these three may predominate.

The fruit of karma directly results from the seed of desire. Though modified by intervening factors such as social class, location, and time, desire is always followed by the appropriate karmic situation due to memory and habit.

There is no beginning or end to desire, for the will to live is eternal.

Desires are held together by cause, effect, habit, and the perception of unique objects.  When these four disappear, so does attachment to desire.

(Sutras 12-17)

Nature exists apart from the Experiencer.  The infinite variety of experiences is due to the various stages of Evolution.

The existence of the evolving Universe is completely dependent on the three qualities of Nature: inertia, activity, and equilibrium. Transient objects exist because of the unique changes of these three qualities at any given moment in time and space.

Although Nature is in reality one Self, energy and consciousness, the apparent difference between two perceptions is due to the different evolutionary paths of the multiple minds. The Self is not dependent on the mind for existence, for it continues to exist whether or not it is perceived by the mind. The Self is either known or unknown to the mind because of the evolutionary growth of the mind.

(Sutras 18-29)

The modifications of the mind are always known to the Self due to the unchanging nature of the Self.

The mind is not self-luminous, for it can be observed as an object. The mind cannot perceive two things at once.  If one mind could perceive another mind, then there would be cognition of cognition, as well as confusion of memory.

The mind can only know its true nature through the self-reflection that occurs when the mind is completely stilled. The mind that is colored by the Seer in the Seen understands the infinite variety of Nature. The mind, though filled with innumerable habits and desires, always acts for the Seer. He who sees this distinction ceases to see the mind as the Seer.

With an inclination toward discernment, the mind gravitates toward enlightenment.  Thoughts that arise as interruptions to discernment are due to habit.

Habits are removed by:

  1. Reabsorbing habits into their cause
  2. Meditation
  3. Unbroken discernment

Enlightenment dawns for they who give up the desire for enlightenment and exercise discernment between the mind and the Seer.

(Sutras 30-34)

From enlightenment follows freedom from karmic suffering.

With the removal of all distractions and impurities, it becomes obvious that what can be known by the mind is superficial when compared to the existential knowledge of enlightenment. Upon achieving enlightenment the yogi experiences the transcendence of time and space.  From this experience, the infinite succession of singular moments becomes apparent.

With the knowledge that dawns from enlightenment, time and space no longer serve any evolutionary purpose in relation to the realization of Selfhood. The Self then becomes established in its fundamental nature, which is the original Awareness.

END OF BOOK

Old Pages

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References

Satchidananda, Sri S. (1978). The Yoga Sutras. Virginia: Integral Yoga Publications

Feuerstein, Georg (1979). The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali. Vermont: Inner Traditions International

Vishnu-devananda, S. (2006). Meditation and Mantras. Delhi: Montilal Banarsidass Publishers

Retroviruses In Your DNA and Evolution

virus attacking cell cartoonHumans posses more viral DNA in our genome than DNA that codes for human proteins.  Only 1.5% of the our genetic code, called the haploid human genome, actually codes for proteins that form the building blocks of our bodies.  Research indicates approximately 8% of the human genome is made up of “endogenous retroviruses“, DNA relics of ancient viruses that embedded their genetic code into our ancestors millions of years ago, meaning there is about four times more viral DNA in our genome than human protein-coding DNA.

Retroviruses

A Retrovirus is a virus that has RNA inside a protein capsule.  These viruses operate by attaching to compatible protein receptors on the outside of cell membranes and injecting their RNA into the host cell.  The RNA then undergoes a process known as reverse transcriptase (creating DNA from the original RNA coding) by utilizing viral enzymes and then integrating the new viral DNA into the host cell’s genome.

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As a result of the mechanism by which retroviruses work, it is possible for their DNA to become incorporated into a species’ genome by way of infecting a germ line cell.  These cells are the precursors to sperm and egg cells.  A retrovirus that integrates with a germ line cell is called an endogenous retrovirus. Endogenous retroviruses become a part of the offspring’s DNA because it has been integrated into the reproductive cells of the host.  Scientists are now taking this information a step further by investigating the possible ramifications this process of amassing viral DNA into animal species’ genomes may have on the evolution of life.

Endogenous Retroviruses and Evolution

It is staggering that 98.5%  of the human genome is not used to code proteins.  How does our cell manage to find the minute portions of meaningful genetic code amongst a sea of otherwise useless code?  There is a regulatory network in place within the genetic code that tells enzymes the appropriate places to start and stop coding along the DNA strand.  That code is made up of master, or regulatory, genes that tell enzymes when to turn other genes on or off.  This led to greater control over gene expression in higher vertebrates, thus explaining why some animals (such as humans and chimpanzees) can have remarkably similar genomes while outwardly producing vastly different creatures.

Evolution is typically viewed as a long term, on-going process that requires millions of years to develop recognizable mutations.  New evidence from a recent study led by researchers from the University of California – Santa Cruz indicates that interaction with endogenous retroviruses may have precipitated immediate mutations that, if beneficial, resulted in substantial changes to a species over a short period of time.  This could change the way evolution and the tree of life is constructed.

Endogenous retroviruses produce quick mutations by way of the regulatory gene system.  It appears that approximately one-third of our regulatory genes are actually the genetic remnants of ancient retroviruses long since extinct in the world around us.  The on and off switches for our genes are actually viral DNA incorporated into our genome.

Retroviruses as the Precursor to Higher-Life on Earth?

Scientists have also discovered gigantic retroviruses that appear to share similar characteristics to viruses from hundreds of millions of years ago.  These viruses contain vast genomes with many genes and large quantities of useless “junk” DNA, just like ours.  It has been postulated that these ancient retroviruses may have infiltrated prokaryotic (think bacteria) cells and became the nucleus; this union created the eukaryote cell, the single-celled predecessor to vertebrates and ultimately all higher-life on Earth.

As the years passed by and endogenous retroviruses integrated with various species’ DNA, sometimes causing evolutionarily beneficial mutations, the viruses themselves vanished from the world.  Their genetic relics live on in the species of the world around us, and in ourselves.  These viruses are a large reason for much of the genetic diversity and splendor of the variety of life on this planet.

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For The Love of Crack(berry) We Evolve

The Personal Digital Assistant (PDA) is a technological phenomenon that is changing how Americans work. From Palm Pilots to Blackberrys to iPhones, PDA’s are breaking the barriers between office and home in novel ways.

According to a recent survey conducted by Studylogic LLC,

85% of respondents say that PDA’s and cell phones allow them to spend more time out of the office and 79% believe they can be just as productive outside of the office as opposed to inside the office. 84% of people feel that technology gives them more quality time and flexibility with family and friends and 77% say their PDA helps them enjoy life more.

If these numbers are representative of the population as a whole, then perhaps what we are seeing is less of a trend and more of a sign of how work will evolve in the future. And, if the next nine decades are anything like the first, then history will remember the 21st Century as the Age of Domestication…

Enter 2000 CE. With the dawn of a new millennium there came too the rise of the internet and the personal computer. Combined, these both allowed for a new kind of social interaction: instant messaging, e-mailing, blogging. Communication never felt so interactive, interaction never so easy. What critics hated, advocates loved: all of these activities could be done in your pajamas, while eating munchies, and channel surfing. For better or for worse, social interaction was quickly moving indoors and technology was clearly to blame.

Is it possible that our workplace could be altered in a similar way? Could we be close to a time where the majority of productivity is done from home, with just a day or two dedicated to face to face interaction at the traditional office? While this future is only possible for those jobs whose responsibilities fall within the boundaries of this technological advance, it would nonetheless present itself as major change to the very concept of employment.

Blackberry image courtesy of Travelhouse

Life

Life means many things to many different people. Life, to me for instance, is defined as any organic molecular structure containing DNA with the means to produce similar organic molecular structures. I acknowledge that there are numerous other definitions, one of which may resonate with your personal beliefs more than the definition I have offered.

Suppose, for the sake of this discussion, that you agree with this basic definition, which assumes your belief in chemistry. A human being is created from two reproductive cells each containing one half of the DNA in each non-reproductive human cell. From this union an entire human body is produced. This process is similar in many organisms.

Human Embryo

Human embryo 7th week of pregnancy

In a more simplistic sense, but very much analogous way, single-celled organisms reproduce either sexually (a process basically the same as the human example above) or asexually. Asexual reproduction involves the DNA of the cell replicating itself, with the help of various enzymes (protein molecules). The cell then buds off a portion of its cell membrane and contents along with the duplicate set of DNA, thus creating a new cell in the likeness of the original.

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DNA is a tricky molecule. It has the molecular coding to produce protein structures; which in turn, are sent orders and materials (energy and molecules) from the DNA to produce other structures. All of these structures have a function and a set of assembly and installation instructions to ensure they are placed in the proper location to perform their function. DNA is the central organic molecule that brings order to the surrounding environment to create life.

This is why DNA is the root of all life and why, as a compound, it is so special. From where did it come? DNA, or deoxyribonucleic acid, is a combination of building blocks called nucleotides. Nucleotides are comprised of three parts: a phosphate group, a sugar group and one of four types of nitrogen bases. These three things are made up of Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen and Phosphorous atoms. Nucleotide formation is a natural chemical reaction when these atoms are present in the same time, place and given a set of proper environmental conditions.

DNA

DNA

These atoms were produced in a cosmic explosion billions of years ago when a giant conglomeration of blazing gas expelled its contents into the universe in a glorious death cry. This process occurs fairly frequently when looking at the aggregate universe even though each individual Supernova may occur after several billions of years of life for the star. Is it statistically impossible that somewhere else in the universe these atoms were joined in a similar set of environmental conditions, and produced nucleotides and so on to DNA?

I am no statistician, but I think it is actually a likelihood that DNA has been produced somewhere other than this lonely rock planet orbiting a middle-aged, inglorious star on the outskirts of the suburbs in an ordinary spiral galaxy amongst the incomprehensible vastness of the universe.

Fear not, believers in Intelligent Design, for there is a place for your beliefs in this exploration. Recently there have been some noble attempts and excellent theories postulated about the creation of the universe and the basic properties of its materials; however, none of these theories have yet to be, or even are on the horizon of being, proven through scientific observation. Thus, the set of conditions and properties of the universe which led to the creation of all that we see is still a mystery. And, given the fact that incredibly minute deviations in the properties of subatomic particles would lead to a universe that contained no matter or interaction between particles, I would say that there was a great degree of precision imbued upon the fundamental set of building blocks.

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