A coworker sent these to me today among the myriad of political forwards that circulate within my consortium of conservative colleagues. Many say that another Jimmy Carter can only lead to another Ronald Reagan. This saying is really just a desperate attempt to cope with the fact that we have three and a half more years of “change” to live through.
In the meantime, fellow conservatives. enjoy this compilation of The Ronald’s best word-smithing:
“Here’s my strategy on the Cold War:
We win, they lose.”
“The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
“The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”
“Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.”
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“I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.”
“The taxpayer: That’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.”
“Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”
“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.”
“It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.”
“Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.”
“No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.”
“If we ever forget that we’re one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.”
~Man Overboard, humbly filling in for Ronald Reagan
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With Democrats passing bills that Republicans are
The idea quickly took hold. Shortly thereafter, many conservatives began organizing on the internet, a media outlet that has historically been dominated by liberals. Using social sites like Twitter, Facebook, 
Many Tea Parties have already been held in several cities across the country. Up until now, they have been utterly ignored by mainstream media with the exception of Fox News (of course). Organizers claim that this time it will be too big to ignore. Just in case they try, Conservatives have rallied hundreds of independent media outlets, blogs, and community organizations to promote and report on the events.
