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Monday, August 25th, 2008
Secret NeoCon Journal: Obama Bi(n La)den ‘08
I imagine that if a NeoCon kept a journal, it would read like this:
August 25, 2008
6:30 am: I had a dream that I helped the Great American (God bless) Sean Hannity kick that slimy liberal Alan Colmes off of Fox. Sean told the masses the Truth, and then he handed me an Obama ‘08 tire [...]
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4 Comments » - Posted in Babeled, Entertainment by Jake Voytko
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
Secret Neo-Con Journal
I’ve always imagined that if Neo-Conservatives were to keep journals, they would read as follows:
June 10, 2008
6:30 am: I woke up and immediately checked the lawn for any traces of the liberal who put the Obama sign in my yard Saturday. I am tempted to move my statue of Reagan onto the lawn for a [...]
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10 Comments » - Posted in Babeled, Entertainment by Jake Voytko
Thursday, May 15th, 2008
You’re Doing it Wrong! A Generic Guide
A lot of people [thing to be improved]. In fact, this is fairly common. [cost number 1] is the common argument against [improvement], and most people value their [cost number 2] too much to consider anything but [thing to be improved].
However, there are a growing number of people interested in [improvement], so I have written [...]
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7 Comments » - Posted in Babeled, Entertainment by Jake Voytko
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
An Outsider’s Take on Babeled Creation Myths
Synopsis
In a limited sense, this is all my fault.
What Do You Mean?
Last summer, I entered corporate IT as a college intern with wild-eyed wonder. The new world I saw around me didn’t always make sense (do I really have to laugh at jokes in meetings, even if they aren’t funny?), but it turned out to [...]
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8 Comments » - Posted in Babeled by Jake Voytko
Saturday, April 19th, 2008
You Should Support the O-Bomb
That’s right, Babelers. I have thrown my hat into the ring for Obama.
To preface this post: all of the candidates left will not destroy the world. I think that now that Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani have run their own campaigns into the ground, the candidates who are left are reasonable enough to actually help [...]
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