A wise man once said . . .
Babeling is the art of participating in intelligent discourse, self-serving humor, ironic assumption, and biased beliefs. When the Babeling of a Babeler astounds you; rejoice, for you have just been Babeled.
Babelers
Greg Molyneux - A resident web slinger and cubicle dweller. Wannabe graphic designer. A pseudo jack of all trades and definite master of none. Self-proclaimed history buff that is past the prime he never had.
Superpower: Time manipulation
Jason Morgan - A corporate bean counter and desk jockey by day, an armchair philosopher and video game junky by night. For fear of marinating in his own filth for the remainder of his days, he took up corporate finance to make something of himself.
Superpower: Interstellar travel
Jack Gamble - A know-it-all with a pleasurable smelling excrement and a mouth matched in size only by his ego. Sovereign of control rods and bane of the Democrats, he is the Man Overboard. Can we add master of space and time, or I guess that falls under ego?
Superpower: Didn’t I just say that!? C’mon!
Andrew Blanco - The epitome of Epitome. Toledo.
Superpower: Flying
Jeff Ruemeli - Here’s what I do . . .
. . . now listen to me!
Superpower: Invisibility
Gregory Rineberg - Where do I start? Victim of a pyramid scheme (ironic?) Possesses an unmarketable degree in the Classics. Finds Latin roots in words for fun in his spare time.
Superpower: Seeing the future
A special thanks to our contributors, Claire D, Jake Voytko, and Oren Gulasa.
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