Bad Thanksgiving Form

What Thanksgiving Dinner would be complete without a bowl[ of corn, hitherto referred to as "see-em-agains."As we approach the holiday season, one painful memory emerges from the forbidden archives of my memory. As the tradition goes, the entire family sits down to a wonderfully prepared meal that sports all the traditional Turkey Daytreats: cranberry sauce, Aunt Dianne’s Chunky Apple Sauce, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and the bird of course.

But as delightful and appetizing as this meal might sound, it all comes to a screeching halt when Will Gundabar points to the bowl of corn across the table and says:

“Please pass the see-em-agains.”

Think about it for a second.

Painful, disgusting, yet quality dinner conversation for the Gamble family.

~Man Overboard

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Jack Gamble - Man Overboard
A former Commercial Fisherman turned Nuclear Engineer. His mouth is matched in size only by his ego. He has earned the surname Man Overboard through his nautical roots and propensity toward overreaction.

5 Comments

  1. Posted November 24, 2009 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    “I’ve had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.” (Bastard, Fat)

  2. Jonathan Carr, MIS
    Posted November 25, 2009 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    I have def. heard that comment at a Gamble dinner at some point in my childhood…probably just before I let out a decible record-setting belch….God I was immature..haha

  3. Outdoors2
    Posted November 25, 2009 at 12:16 am | Permalink

    Jeezus K Rice!

    Oh Happy Thanks4sharing too…;-)

  4. Posted November 25, 2009 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    I was wondering about the choice in picture (Google Reader showed the picture at the top instead of inset to the side). Then I laughed until I sharted. Happy Thanksgiving!

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