Just when you thought President Obama’s attempt to compromise with terrorist-supporting Iran did not make sense, it was all made clear today. Previously, the Iranian president was quoted as saying he would “shake the hand extended by the new US administration if its overture were honest.” After the two leaders shook hands in an apparent act of monumental diplomacy, Obama revealed the secret behind his act of brazen appeasement.
It seemed earlier that day, the president went to the bathroom where he laid the trap. In a brief moment of discomfort, the leader of the free world set the stage for an international prank that would send a clear message to Ahmadinejad that the militant Islamic nation had more than just the blood of innocents on its hands.
Given the bathing Habits of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, it was sometime before the puppet of the Ayatollahs realized what had happened. After a brief sniff, the mocking smile of the little tyrant quickly disappeared. His face filled with rage, he frantically searched the capital of Tehran for a bar of soap. Unfortunately for him, earlier in the week, the Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei declared washing one’s hands to be a crime against Islam and had all soap removed from the country.
Matters were made worse when Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert left a bag of flaming camel excrement on the steps of a Mosque in the Iranian city of Mashhad. The shoe worn by the Mullah who doused the flames was given a Martyr’s burial as crowds of onlookers shouted out cries calling for Jihad against the fecal infidels and their poop smearing ways.
As the international shit hits the fan, the rest of the modern world waits in fearful anticipation for the next move by the humiliated Iranian leaders. In a gesture of apology, President Obama offered Ahmadinejad a chocolate covered pretzel.
~Man Overboard
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Barack Obama image courtesy of Flickr user Jurvetson published under the CC license.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons published under the CC license.
5 Comments
Do you like fish sticks?
Do you like fish sticks in your mouth?
Why yes I do enjoy fish sticks… and I do put them in my mouth… Does that make me a gay fish?
Wow, Jeff Ruemeli commenting with fervor these past few days. I have never seen such motivation in a droid before.
Say Jack, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel? They’re a little melty, but,
damn, are they exquisite. If I remember correctly, you’re a big pretzel fan…