You Don’t Know Jack

By Greg Molyneux | Published January 9, 2009

From this day forth camping and tailgating shall forever be transformed.

The Brown Corporation introduces the Shit Box

I can provide no commentary that can compete with the sheer joy of snaking your way around The Brown Corporation website.  Please do yourself and the world a favor and check it out immediately!

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Greg Molyneux
Aspiring web designer with an ever growing appreciation of typography. My fascination for design is only trumped by my passion for history. Find me on Facebook and you should follow me on Twitter.

10 Comments

  1. The Movie Whore
    Posted January 9, 2009 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    And I thought I had too much free time on my hands.

    Reply
  2. Andrew Blanco
    Posted January 9, 2009 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    How did you find this amazing product? I just ordered 3 to be shipped ASAP!

    Reply
  3. Andrew Blanco
    Posted January 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm | Permalink

    The feeling of the seat is like angels fingertips.. I didn’t want to get off! My boyfriend thought I was crazy, but after he tried it, we are both hooked! Our camping trips are so much funner now with our “box” We look forward to camping just for the bowel movements!

    (a testimonial from the Brown Corporation website)

    Reply
  4. Greg Molyneux
    Posted January 9, 2009 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    Andrew, you are in clear violation of the Terms & Conditions of the website which clearly states that you may only link to the homepage of the site.

    I mean come on.

    Reply
  5. Jack Gamble - Man Overboard
    Posted January 9, 2009 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    Hello, I’m little Jack

    Reply
  6. Greg Molyneux
    Posted January 9, 2009 at 10:43 pm | Permalink

    They even sell T-shirts!

    Reply
  7. Jack Gamble - Man Overboard
    Posted January 10, 2009 at 12:52 am | Permalink

    The Returns Policy is certainly interesting. Used merchandise is NOT appreciated…but certainly hilarious.

    Reply
  8. Greg Molyneux
    Posted January 10, 2009 at 12:59 am | Permalink

    Woah, nice find Jack – I didn’t even see that during my first pass through.

    I wonder if little Jack offers any recommended reading…

    Reply
  9. keeks
    Posted January 10, 2009 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    Is this from the makers of Shamwow?

    Reply
  10. Greg Molyneux
    Posted January 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    It is clear that Vince is the only thing missing from The Brown Corporation’s promotional mix. Otherwise this thing practically sells itself, it’s made in Britain and you know the British have bad teeth.

    Reply

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    [...] There was Jack, the Shit Box. [...]

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