During my much anticipated vacation doing nothing this year, I decided to watch Feast and Feast II back to back. After finishing Feast, I was eager to pop in the sequel, dubbed Feast II, Sloppy Seconds. Needless to say, my initial excitement waned fast and was thoroughly obliterated by the end of the movie.
So, where to begin,
1. This movie looked more like an adult film without smut than a B Movie about monsters and gore.
2. The monsters were identical to those in the original yet somehow they came across more like Godzilla’s idiot cousin than a mutated carnivorous beast.
3. Bad acting, I mean really terrible. Now, I don’t mind bad acting, but come on. I think the film had a better chance of winning an award for best actor is they had employed the cast of The Real World Las Vegas.
4. The midget thing has got to stop. It’s just not funny any more. Not that it ever was that funny in the first place.
5. The irresponsible use of a blue screen for something as simple as a rooftop setting is inexcusable.
6. I’ll admit, the biker-chick nudity was nice but far too little too late to save the movie.
7. Would someone please kill Honey Pie already!
8. Even the small monsters in the first movie took multiple shotgun rounds at point blank range. The small monster in the sequel was dispatched after a woman weighing 100 and nothing pounds bashed its head into a plexiglass window three times. Give me a break!
9. The movie ended right before the final bloodbath that was sure to leave only a few survivors if any. As if I would bother to watch another lousy installment to see the outcome of said bloodbath.
10. The attempt at an A-Team/Macgyver weapon building sequence was pathetic at best. A trebuchet made out of leather bikinis and a Harley? No thanks.
Overall, the movie sucked. Just flat out sucked. I mean, to say it sucked, isn’t really fair to better movies that sucked. But I can’t use adequate language to better describe the movie for fear of violating my own twisted standards of decency. I beg you, please do not utilize the above link to Amazon in which you might buy the DVD that I have so kindly provided for you in an act of blatant B-movie capitalism.
Total Score: B
One out of Five B’s. Only brief nudity earns any recognition for the movie from me.
~Man Overboard
4 Comments
I warned you.
This one had rare moments, like maybe one or two. Other than that it was total crap.
You were so right on this one! What garbage – and not even the good kind of garbage like that perfectly good couch with a small tear in the cushion.
May I suggest a different kind of feast: Babette’s Feast
looks good. nice recommendation Kim.