Comments on: 5 Reasons Vampires Make Better House Guests than Democrats

By: The Movie Whore

The Movie Whore — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:59:45 +0000

10 Vampires will eat your bleeding heart. Democrats are bleeding hearts.

Greg Molyneux — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:32:22 +0000

9. Hollywood actually does a Vampire justice.

Andrew Blanco — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:33:14 +0000

8. Vampires don’t get into lengthy debates to convert you to their world view. They just bite you.

Greg Molyneux — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:41:10 +0000

7. When dealing with Vampires, at least you have a silver bullet.

Greg Molyneux — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:49:28 +0000

6. A Vampire will be gone when you wake up in the morning.

Andrew Blanco — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:46:18 +0000

0. A Vampire’s body will not show up in a mirror. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Rosie O’Donnell.

Jonathan Carr — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:27:59 +0000

Funny stuff! Have you been watching True Blood on HBO?