5. A Vampire can only enter your house if invited. Democrats on the other hand invite themselves into your house, your paycheck, your health care, and your retirement.
4. Although equally allergic to religious icons, a Vampire will flee from a crucifix while a liberal will take up a picket sign.
3. A Vampire will politely and directly suck the blood from your veins. A Democrat will slowly bleed you dry through higher taxes.
2. A Vampire will request his steak rare and bloody. A Democrat will debate you on the ecological consequence of raising cattle to the point where you give up and end up eating another lousy tofu burger.
1. A Vampire’s face will not show up in a photograph. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Rosie O’Donnell.
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Funny stuff! Have you been watching True Blood on HBO?
0. A Vampire’s body will not show up in a mirror. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Rosie O’Donnell.
6. A Vampire will be gone when you wake up in the morning.
7. When dealing with Vampires, at least you have a silver bullet.
8. Vampires don’t get into lengthy debates to convert you to their world view. They just bite you.
9. Hollywood actually does a Vampire justice.
10 Vampires will eat your bleeding heart. Democrats are bleeding hearts.