If you were planning on voting for Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential Elections, then you have already proven your lack of intelligence.  The facts against this Radical are all too apparent.  In the following post I will convince you that voting for Barack Obama will set up a series of events that will lead to the eventual demise of life as we know it.

The Birth of Satan and His Rise To Power

Satan was born on August, 4th, 1961 in Hawaii.  Hawaii hasn’t even been in the Union for 100 years. How unAmerican is that! Satan smoked pot and did coke in high school. What an unclean delinquent.  After college he worked as a community organizer.  Last time I checked community organizers like to stir the pot of dissent, and anybody who approves of dissent must not be happy with America, and therefore community organizers are unAmerican.  Shame on community organizers.  Shame on Obama.

Great Satan then decided to take loans out for Harvard.  Those loans most likely were given out by Sallie Mae, which sounds a lot like Fannie Mae.  While at Harvard, Satan proved his elitism by successfully becoming the first African American president of the Harvard Review.  Upon graduation from Harvard, Satan again proved his elitism by thinking himself too pure and perfect to ever take any of the lucrative jobs he was offered by major corporations and law firms.  What an elitist.

After Harvard, Satan proved his self-absorption by writing a memoir before he even turned 40.  Then he had the audacity to teach constitutional law at University of Chicago Law School.  How can you teach constitutional law if you’ve never written the constitution? It was also during this time period that Satan met his cohort and mistress of evil Bill Ayers.

Bill Ayers and Barack Obama

Bill Ayers is a terrorist. Ayers hates America and blows up people’s houses.  Satan/Obama and Ayers served together on the Woods Fund of Chicago.  The Woods Fund supports non-profit organizations in poverty stricken neighborhoods.  Last time I checked, the real America doesn’t give handouts. This organization is obviously unAmerican.

After becoming best friends, Ayers began formally training Obama in the art of terrorism.  Ayers would often remind the slow-learning Obama that with a middle name like Hussein he was destined to be a terrorist.  Obama’s ability to hypnotize audiences with his well-crafted speeches soon inspired Ayers to develop a masterplan to take over the world and destroy it at the hands of Obama.  Obama, being Satan, reveled in the craftiness and deceit of this plan.

Obama thus began his historic presidential bid.

Evil Emperor Obama

According to an insider for the McCain campaign, this is the truth of Obama’s plan:

After winning the election, Obama will place John McCain in a prison camp for trying to win the election.

Obama will then announce that he is ready to unleash his tax breaks that will fill the pockets of everyone who makes under $250K/yr with money.  The day this plan is to take effect, Obama will contact Ayers, who will then set off bombs in New York and Los Angeles.  That afternoon Obama will announce that the money intended to go to citizens will have to be poured back into the redevelopment of these cities.  Over the next few months Ayers/Obama will continue to bomb major cities in America.  Later that year they will start placing bombs in the major cities of our allies.  All of these terrorist attacks will be blamed on China.

In a show of defiance China will hold their own version of the Olympics that is restricted to Chinese citizens.  The Chinese will win an amazing array of gold, silver, and bronze.  After this celebration of sport, China will nuke America.  We will nuke back.  Iran will nuke Israel.  Israel will nuke all Arab countries.  Africa won’t nuke anybody, but they’ll have to deal with a lot of radiation.

Hidden in a bunker, Obama and Ayers will wait out the worst of it.  Finally, in 2012, towards the end of their term in office, the Terrorist Team will ascend from the ashes to begin a new civilization in the name of Communism.

Obama will officially declare himself King of the World on December 21st of that year.

What Can I Do To Stop This From Happening?

Go back to school.  Get an education.  Realize that intelligence is voting for John McCain.  Realize that the opposite of intelligence is voting for that other guy with the funny name who is friends with a terrorist that wants to destroy the world so as to begin a communist empire.

It’ll happen if you vote Obama. Do what’s right for America. Vote McCain.