Wed 1 Oct 2008
Fear Mr. Thirsty
Posted by Claire D under Current Events, Science, Technology
Everyone (I hope) visits the dentist regularly for check-ups and cleanings. It is pretty much the same scenario every time. You go in, the hygienist sticks the saliva ejector into your mouth and goes to town scraping and spraying and asking you questions you are incapable of answering.
As she works your mouth fills uncomfortably with saliva, until she finally backs out and tells you to close your mouth around the saliva ejector (also known as Mr. Thirsty) for relief. Like magic all the liquid disappears from your mouth. Then she goes back in for more scraping and poking.
What is wrong with this picture?
Recently updated CDC guidelines recommend that patients should never be told to close their lips around the saliva ejector or (and this is even worse) be told to suck on it like a straw. If your hygienist ever tells you to do this, say, “NO!” and then tell her what I am about to tell you.
All of the ejectors are connected to the same waterline system. Closing your mouth around the saliva ejector creates an environment of low pressure inside your mouth that could lead to back wash. From someone else’s mouth in the next room. And that person might have cooties.
Remember this is a recent update, and your hygienist may have gone to school twenty years ago. But times change and Mr. Thirsty is not always your friend. Be polite but firm and exercise your rights as a patient to refuse any procedure. Although there are no documented cases of illness or disease transmission in this manner, it is always better to be safe than sorry when cooties are concerned.

October 1st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I think I’m going to have nightmares.
Saliva ejectors, Mr. Thirsty, and Cooties oh my.
October 1st, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I like closing my mouth and feeling the saliva ejector suck my lips and nose closed. Now that it is regulated, it presents interesting lawsuit potential if someone were to…I don’t know…close their mouth and panick..haha
October 1st, 2008 at 8:15 pm
This isn’t making me want to go to my dentist appointment later this month at all…
October 1st, 2008 at 9:50 pm
I havn’t been so afraid of dental work since I saw this.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Oh man, I forgot all about that part of the movie!! Nicely done.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Seriously Jack, your recall abilities pre-1990 is as amazing as your post 1990 mental recall is full of woe.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I would totally go back in time to the 80’s where I know everything, but I can’t remember where I put the keys to my time machine
October 1st, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Dude, the keys were in the pocket of your pants but when you turned them inside out to blend they fell into the wrong hands. I heard he is on his way to kill Vader’s mom right now…
October 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pm
The CDC is a non regulatory agency. They make recommendations and set guidelines. They do not make laws. Just to clear up any confusion.