Smart Spanish II

“Los dos somos pendónes tanto, se puede ver. Usted tiene un estrecho cuerpo. ¡Sí! Veo que de su apretado pantalón. Sí, usted está apretado como un tigre.” (Miembro de Oro, 2002)

Translation

“We are both swingers, you see. You have a tight body. Yes! I see that from your tight pants. Yes, you are tight like a tiger.” (Goldmember, 2002)

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Andrew Blanco
A jack of all trades with Spanish roots who hails from the land of New Jersey. Andrew blogs in his sleep when he's not busy saving the world.

10 Comments

  1. Posted May 3, 2008 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    Very sexual, very tight.

  2. Posted May 4, 2008 at 3:24 am | Permalink

    You have issues, don’t you. No one should ever quote those lines. You know of course I am messing with you.

  3. Posted May 4, 2008 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    Jim, if you’re not careful I’m gonna start translating Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls.

  4. Posted May 4, 2008 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    Do it!! Claire and I were just quoting that movie this morning.

    Bumblebeetuna.

  5. Posted May 4, 2008 at 9:46 am | Permalink

    “Nueces? Les he aquí mismo. Son voluminosos, pero considero que son equipaje.”

    “Nuts? I have them right here. They’re bulky but I consider them carry on.”

  6. Posted May 4, 2008 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    It should be noted that since McAndruss Toledo’s familia hails from the Galithia region of northern Espana, el habla espanol con lisp.

  7. Posted May 4, 2008 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    You guys really do scare me sometimes.

  8. Claire D
    Posted May 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    You had to break out tight like a tiger, didn’t you?

  9. Posted May 4, 2008 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    Seriously. No one fails harder at this impersonation than Andrew.

  10. Posted May 5, 2008 at 3:17 am | Permalink

    So for the 14th reason I will never fully integrate with society, I thought Greg said that Andrew speaks Spanish with the programming language Lisp.

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