John Mayer

Somehow, someway, John Mayer won me over.

I’ve loathed this guy for years, and it all started with one song: “Your Body Is A Wonderland“.

Excuse me? Shut up John Mayer.

Where the hell did you come up with that phrase, and why did you turn it into a catchy song that gets stuck in people’s heads!? It’s not like you actually used that phrase to pick up a girl! Seriously man, what’s your deal?

Anyway, the unneccesary hatred continued until recently when I heard his last album Continuum.

I think John realized the error of his ways. The fact is, the guy’s got skills. Even when he was writing obnoxious pop fluff it was hard to deny his songwriting abilities. On top of that, he dropped out of the Berklee School of Music (one of the best next to Juliard) to pursue his music career. I’m gonna have to assume he’s smart and took the pop route only to secure himself a nice fortune, a steady supply of hot model girlfriends, and the flexibility to switch his sound up before his career even began to be established.

Do yourself a favor and pick up Continuum. It’s a surprisingly nice mix of blues, soul, and rock. Oh, and there’s also a sweet cover of Hendrix’s “Bold As Love“.

Videos

John Interviews Obsessed Teenage Girls (Funny)

Alife Sessions

“Gravity” (on Letterman)

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John Mayer, courtesy of Flickr.

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Andrew Blanco
A jack of all trades with Spanish roots who hails from the land of New Jersey. Andrew blogs in his sleep when he's not busy saving the world.

6 Comments

  1. Posted April 28, 2008 at 10:23 am | Permalink

    I have heard very little of Mayer’s stuff so I will refrain, for now, from commenting on his content. However I have heard that the dude has serious skills with a guitar.

    One thing is certain, he has nothing on this guy Sebastian Davis I keep hearing about.

  2. Posted April 28, 2008 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    All right, the obsessed teenage girl video is very funny.

  3. Posted April 28, 2008 at 7:47 pm | Permalink

    He actually does stand up comedy when he’s not touring.

  4. Posted April 29, 2008 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    Mayer is a very talented blues guitarist that could do anything he wants. I personally am not a fan but I can not deny the talent.

  5. Posted April 29, 2008 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    I’m pretty sure that writing, playing, and singing a song like “Your Body is a Wonderland” to a woman is a UDD.

  6. Posted April 30, 2008 at 1:00 am | Permalink

    Yeah thats without a doubt a very severe UDD.

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