Wed 23 Apr 2008
An Outsider’s Take on Babeled Creation Myths
Posted by Jake Voytko under Babeled
Synopsis
In a limited sense, this is all my fault.
What Do You Mean?
Last summer, I entered corporate IT as a college intern with wild-eyed wonder. The new world I saw around me didn’t always make sense (do I really have to laugh at jokes in meetings, even if they aren’t funny?), but it turned out to be a good place to work, meaning they pay well and don’t crush my soul. I met some good people, too. Moving on!
Our place of employment is heavily framework-based, so I had to throw out all of my computer science training and focus on learning countless arbitrary programs with countless arbitrary rules. From previous summers, I had the HTML/CSS/Javascript/etc knowledge, but was crippled with a horrible lack of experience with these domain-specific programs. I was partnered with Greg Molyneux, who had both the experience and an eye for design. However, he lacked any and all programming knowledge.
At first, Greg would refuse to make eye contact with me, and we would only make polite conversation. It turns out he’s a little shy. I’ve never been much for small talk, so our early conversations were doomed from the first greeting. However, we quickly became friends through common hardship: dealing with some of the faulty programs our company uses out of tradition.
Since sophomore year of high school, I have had a surprising level of motivation to always come up with projects expand my knowledge of math and computer programming. However, my effort flies out the window with the onset of soul-crushing heat. I usually revive myself in late May with a website redesign, but last summer I wanted to do something extra: I wanted to start a blog. I had heard a lot about WordPress, and I wanted a place I could write my math/programming learnings, just in case someone else might find it useful. It was the best thing I could have done for my own personal growth, but that’s another blog post for another day.
For months, I had been teaching Greg how to design websites the correct way through the separation of presentation and content. He was trying to teach me how to not be red-green colorblind. It turns out I’m a slow learner, and still a failure. Here is a picture of Greg’s teachings: [link].
After I made my blog, he said that he and his friends had been kicking around an idea for collaboration, and maybe a Wordpress blog was just what they were looking for. Greg and I set up his blog, and since then we’ve spent a good number of hours yelling “Why doesn’t this work!?” at CSS changes. Over the months, we have hunted for plugins and passed on advice for managing the blogs.
I gave the kids the keys to the Cadillac. At the moment, I only know Greg, but they’ve got a good thing going in this site. There’s some good content and some good collaboration going.
I take full credit. In a limited sense.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 7:48 pm
This is all very true. Jake Voytko in all of his inverse advanced age glory has proven to be an excellent teacher. Jake is a perfect sounding board for ideas and he understands my garbled nonsense. Mr. Voytko is proof positive that The College of New Jersey really does produce some excellent students.
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Go TCNJ. Unfortunately for that institution, it also graduated the likes of me, most certainly unwise.
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:22 pm
The plot thickens. Who is next?
This has been quite the education guys.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I only know of Jake through Greg as well. I have never met him, but I already have the utmost respect for him. He is already smarter than I can hope to be. It has been enjoyable having Jake babel with us for he is able to even mute the greatness that is Man Overboard.
It has been interesting watching Greg get better at web design and administration over the course of one year. And he owes a large part of that to Jake.
Between Greg and Jake, they are really the ones who we owe our thanks to for developing our blog site.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Thanks guys. Jake when do we get to meet you?
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Andrew:
Whenever I get an invitation.
Everyone:
You guys give me too much credit! Mr. Molyneux has put a fantastic amount of work into obsessively tweaking every little visual detail and making some badass graphics. He’s been putting his blood, sweat, and tears into this site. The only thing I had going for me was I knew about Wordpress and I knew about HTML/CSS
Everyone deserves a round of applause for consistently putting up thought-provoking blog posts. Yes, even Jack.
And I don’t want to speak for him, but I think that nothing can mute the Man Overboard. I just like playing counterbalance.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:32 am
I remember teaching Mr. Molyneux basic HTML tags (href, a, center, bold..LOL) in summer of 2006 before he started his internship.
One year from then, he was teaching me cascading style sheets (CSS) which he had learned from Jake. Up until that point, I was still using tables for web design. Go ahead and laugh it up..I would too.
Since then, I have converted all my clients’ websites to XHTML 1.0/CSS/W3C standards which has enriched my portfolio greatly.
Jake, you do not know how helpful of a template http://www.jakevoytko.com was to Greg and me when we were up to our neck in learning modern HTML/CSS.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
This is exactly what I was picturing when I suggested this to you guys. I am waiting to see Jack’s version as I am sure it will be entertaining.