Assumed stolen or absconded, babeler Jack Gamble – Fell Overboard, is gone. I speak for the entire Babeled community when I say that we fear the worst. It appears foolish dedication to one’s craft has led this once proud worshiper of bad movies and top ten lists astray.
At this point it is unclear as to his whereabouts or intentions. We can only assume he is hard at work trying to make something of himself in this game called life. Let us hope for the best and let us pray that he is not moonlighting on a Conservative Blog site railing away under the alias Will Gundabar, Jr.
If you have any information on his whereabouts or political ideologies, please contact us immediately. Unfortunately our contact us yields no email address, so a simple comment on this post will suffice. Please, with your support we can help bring Jack Gamble back from the depths.
Thank You.
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I haven’t been enraged by senseless and thoughtless Neoconservatism in too long. Jack needs to make a triumphant comeback.
I too await a resurgence the likes of which the world has not seen since Napoleon Bonaparte. I am hoping that comparing him with a Frenchmen will generate enough indigestion to prompt an appearance.
I know the man is afraid that I may smite him once again for his poor taste in movies, wait a minute we have the same taste in movies. Never mind.
Jack get your butt back on, I need some one whose wit and knowledge of bad cinema rivals my own.
Haha . . . He is probably drinking rum and eating cold beans out of a can on a deserted island.
Has Guitar Hero gotten the better of him?
Someone needs to pick up the red phone.
Jim, maybe he is tucked away carefully constructing his new superhero outfit so he can be your official sidekick as The Cinema Harlot.
You know every hero needs a good side kick.
I know 2 quick ways to summon Jack Gamble – Man Overboard:
1) The world should turn to solar, wind, and geo-thermal technologies to solve the energy crisis INSTEAD of nuclear.
2) The United States of America should cut funding for Space Exploration (specifically any projects related to the exploration of Mars).
If that doesn’t bring him back soon, I don’t know what will…lol!
Find the saltines and you will find the man.
You could challenge his fishing abilities, that should bring him out of hiding nice and quick.
I know what will work. Just tell him he knows nothing about film and that Star Trek is far and away better than Star Wars.
Somehow we need to bring all of these personal attacks to his attention!
Jack, I challenge your knowledge and fanhood of the Star Wars Expanded Universe.
paint his porch purple. then make fun of it. sit back and wait.
Update: Man Overboard has been sighted hunting Chupacabre with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis Presley on a remote island in the South Pacific.
I think he’s shopping for a man purse. That or watching a Michael Moore film festival.
Could that remote island be Monster Island?
I heard he’s working with Rudy Giuliani on a comeback campaign.
I heard he is doing his taxes. Where art thou Jack Gamble.
I heard he had some vagina maintenance to take care of, his own!
All kidding aside, this might be serious, Jacko could be trapped somewhere. After filling up his tank with diesel fuel, he may find himself without a way to get home.
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