Ralph Nader is Running for President.

Episode III: A New Hope

Republicans, fearing a landslide victory by their rivals, the Democrats, have something to cling to. Ralph Nader is running for president - again. With the 3% of the vote Darth Nader is sure to steal from the Democrats, the GOP may yet have some wind left in their sails.

After John McCain took the primary by storm in February, many conservatives thought the final nail had been driven into the coffin. Rumors of far-right Republicans abstaining from the election has left those remaining on the right fearing for a choice between another Clinton in the White House or even worse the policies of Barack Obama.

With a Democrat in the White House we can bank on higher taxes - way higher, open boarders, and far worse - a weak foreign policy that would embolden our enemies to again go on the offensive.

Enter Ralph Nader. With a multi-directional gaze and a propensity to steal votes from the Democrats, he is sure to act as a counterweight to the momentum either Clinton or B Hussein Obama would have coming out of the primary.

On behalf of conservatives everywhere: Thanks Ralph.

~Man Overboard

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