Sat 16 Feb 2008
Star Wars: The Plot Twist that Never Happened
Posted by Jack Gamble - Man Overboard under Babeled, Entertainment, Science Fiction
“Luke I am your father” has got to be the single greatest twist of fate I have ever witnessed in a movie. Although the phrase has long since become cliché, in its time, it shook the ground of the theatres it graced. With the exception of Jar Jar, The Star Wars prequels biggest flaw was lacking the same emotional shock to the system that Vader gave the fans when he revealed the truth to Luke on Cloud City.
Had Lucas taken the time or given enough thought - here is one possible outcome:
Palpatine, then Senator of Naboo, had foreseen the birth of Anakin long before he was ever conceived. Knowing what a powerful Jedi Skywalker would surely become, the would-be Emperor saw his opportunity to rekindle the fire of the Dark Side through this boy who would become the greatest Jedi in the galaxy - if only he could lure him to the dark side.
In a matter typical of the Medieval treaty-making of another time and galaxy, the Emperor chose to use his own daughter, Padmé, as a catalyst to convert his new apprentice. Finally Palpatine would find a use for his disappointing offspring born completely inept of the force and thus no help in his quest to establish a new order.
His former wife, the princess of Naboo, had paid the ultimate price for her failure when the Sith Lord crushed her neck and contorted her meager body in a storm of rage. Hers was the most heinous of failures, the inability to produce a force-wielding, masculine child. She was dealt with accordingly - appropriately. The barren wretch would surely draw some solace knowing the otherwise useless child she had begotten would finally serve the cause of the Dark Side. He would use his daughter’s feeble kindness, combined with his own gift of manipulation to bring Anakin and Padmé together in a time of crisis where a bond was sure to develop.
In order to ensure that the Emperor’s cruel lineage continued to dominate the galaxy - his plan would include a mixing of the bloodlines - his own with that of Skywalker. The resulting children would undoubtedly be more powerful than Vader and Palpatine combined. Then, when the time was right - his daughter would die violently. As a martyr to the new Galactic Empire, her death would bring about the final transformation of this young warrior into the most powerful Dark Lord of the Sith in the history of the galaxy.
The grandchildren would of course be a threat to him, as would Vader. It would require careful manipulation of the truth to ensure the two Skywalkers’ hate was turned towards each other and not himself. Once his grandson had come of age - he would begin the Sith trials and kill his father, his only rival, to gain the favor of his master or die trying. It was the Sith way - the only way.
The Jedi would be no match for this unrelenting wave of Darkness that was now sure to envelope the galaxy. Everything was proceeding exactly as he had foreseen it.

February 16th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
interesting
February 17th, 2008 at 3:13 am
I can see that. Nice tweaking of the story. However I do believe that if this should have come about and we find out that Luke is indeed the grandson of Palpatine then fans would be asking where the originality is. It really is a no win situation when you have delivered one of the biggest shock endings in history. Anything you could do would be compared to the original and seen as inferior or repetitive.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I remember standing in line in 1980 to get a ticket for The Empire Strikes back, and someone blurted out, “Darth Vader is Luke’s father.”
Because, obviously, everyone in line had seen the show like 500 times already, and it had only been out for a few days at most, probably.
So I was an annoyed 12-year-old.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
[stumbled upon!]
A love triangle between Padme’, Anakin, and Obi-Wan would have been a compelling plot point and would have provided more motivation for Anakin turning to the dark side.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Not bad, but if it worked out this way I would’ve been really annoyed. If the Emperor was able to foresee the birth of Anakin, why couldn’t he foresee his death at Anakin’s hand? I know The Force isn’t a perfect tool (god I’m a nerd), but it isn’t a perfect plot device either.
Also, why wouldn’t Palpatine just pose as a Jedi Knight and kidnap Anakin? He may have a famous face, but he was able to keep his identity secret just by lowering his voice and wearing a hood.
October 30th, 2008 at 5:46 am
Better yet. Why not simply KILL him as an infant and save himself the bother?
October 30th, 2008 at 11:04 am
If he’s willing to squish up his wife for not spitting out the right kind of baby, why wouldn’t he have just squished up the baby, too?
October 30th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Heywood,
Perhaps under Old Republic Law, a single dependent child entitled Palpatine to a considerable tax credit. Otherwise, I’m sure he would have done as you suggest.
October 31st, 2008 at 1:12 am
Nice idea. However I agree that the “Palpatine as grandpa” approach would have seem kinda stale, though it would have been light years better than what was actually done.
However a slight tweaking of this premise would produce an even more oringal concept. Remove Palpatine as the father of Padme. However make Padme a fanatical supporter of Palpatine. She would be a staunch Emperialist; beleiving in her whole heart that the only thing to save the galaxy would be the ascention of Palpatine to Emporer. Palpatine, sensing the power and importance of Skywalker and needing a more intelligent and cunning Sith Lord than the animalistic hot-headed Darth Maul, decides to bring the two of them together. This would create the motivation for Anakin following Senator Palpatine and his rejection of Jedi values(since politically he beleives Palpatine is the only hope to save the galaxy and he cannot pursue his love for Padme without going against the Jedi Way).
Palpatine; sensing Akakin is on the brink; manipulates a scenario whereas Darth Maul kills Anakins mother and threatens Padme life. Enraged; he turns to the darkside and kills Maul; proving himself to Darth Sidious and attaining the title as Darth Vader.
Padme, however, begins to have doubts about Palpatine’s true intentions and begins to secretly help the Jedi and the pre-cursor to the rebelion. Palpatine, sensing this, knows he cannot openly kill her as it will mean facing Darth Vader’s wrath. So once again; he creates a situation whereby Padme is force to betray Darth Vader and put his life at risk. In a fit of rage; he mortally wounds the now pregnant Padme, who is rescued by the Jedi and give birth to the twins.
Now with no emotional attactment, Darth Sidious; now Emporer due to his Machiavelian machinations; sends out Vader to hunt down and kill the rest of the remaining Jedi; who he has killed off slowly by sowing constant strife and warfare; not to mention an army of assasins (where we meet the now infamous Boba Fett; who is instrumental in killing off alot of the Jedi). Fett and Vader work together hunting down the last surviving Jedi.
The last one is Obi Wan; his old Jedi Master. Overconfident, Vader decides to take out Obi Wan alone. Against the advice of Fett and even Palpatine he duels Obi Wan. Obi Wan of course is the superior fighter and leaves Vader for dead; dismemebered and scarred. Palpatine; sensing the comming loss of his most important disciple; swoops in at the last minutes and saves Vader, encasing him in the now infamous suit.
The plot twist would be the revealing to Vader at certain points in the story that Palpatine knew all along along what was going to happen and has been actively manipulating everything to make sure it came out the way he wanted it to.
Vader; thinking himself a force to be reackoned with; discovers that his power pales in comparison to what the Emporer can do without even lifting a light saber. This created the absolute loyalty Vader has in the Emporer. Hell we could even have a scene where Vader fights Palpatine; only to be humilliated by the awesome power that Palpatine weilds.
This also ties into one interesting Vader fact, of all the people Vader deals with in the original series, he only treated Boba Fett and Govenor Tarkin as an equal. Tarkin should have had big place in the Prequels and it should have been explained why Vader respects Tarkin.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:21 am
Hurricane,
I really like some of your ideas.
1. Fett participating in the Jedi Hunt - aboslutely! What better way for him to come into his own and earn his reputation than besting several jedi as a teenager without the benefit of the force.
2. Tarkin taking a bigger part. Spot on. I think they should have portrayed Tarkin as the politician wispering in Palpatines ear all along. Again, without use of the force - yet still to be reckoned with as was the case with Han and Lando.
3. Padme an agent of the Empite - an interesting idea. However, I seriously doubt Portman has it in her to pull that one off, nor does Hayden have the ability to show Vader’s Rage at the betrayal.
One other Idea - how about Darth Maul clones? A nice way to introduce the new Vader as a badass is to have him face the Sith Trials by disposing of two or more Maul Clones in a single combat sequence with little to no effort.
It would be nice way to demonstrate how Vader is on a whole other level as any other Jedi or Sith alive.
October 31st, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I’m glad you like my ideas:
2: One of the most dissapointing things about the Star War Prequels was that it didn’t convincingly demonstrated how Palpatine became Emporer. The whole Seperatist/Republican war was not fleshed out properly and it didn’t really show how Palpatine manipulated the Senate into giving him absolute power. That is why the prequels should have shown a number of people in Palpatine’s “inner circle,” Tarkin being one of the most prominent figures in the emerging Empire.
3: I agree with you that Portman and Hayden would not have been able to pull off this type of role. The only person I thought was perfectly casted was Ewan McGregor.
As for Darth Maul clones; interesting idea, but I think the Darth Maul portrayed in the movie was bad-ass enough to have created a truly epic battle. It was certainly the only redeeming thing about the Phantom Menace. That Qui-Qon/Maul battle was the only highlight of that movie. I was so dissapointed that Maul didn’t get a more prominent role in the story and I thought he would have been a great antithesis to Vader; like a rabid dog Darth Sidious had to constantly keep under control.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Excellent plot twist! I love Star Wars Conspiracy Theories.
October 31st, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Hurricane,
Your also right about the casting of McGreggor. I actually thought all three characters in the Phantom Menace saber duel were well done. Neisen is as close to on par with Alec Guiness as you can get these days to play the wise old man and as a stunt man it’s tough to beat Ray Parks.
Couple those three with one helluva cool score in Dual of the Fates and you have one awesome sequence.
The only redeeming quality of the entire movie.